10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Some days you're the pigeon, some days you're the statue.
- "The kiddie game is down the street!" - Mike "the Mouth" Matusow
- how do you know when simon trumper has just got lucky?
a bit of his hair falls out.
- Think of how stupid the average poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
- Nixon financed his first political campaign with money he won playing poker against his fellow naval officers.
- Poker is like masturbating. It's fun, highly addictive, and eventually gives you the feeling of getting fucked.
- "In low limit hold em' deception plays a less significant role. Either someone is already looking at that hand or will call out of curiousity."
---Lee Jones
- You know that you've seen a lot of poker when three people are all
in before the flop, two of them turn over aces and the other turns
over kings, and the king hits on the river, and you say, "I've seen
that before, and ...."
- A pair of Aces with a low kicker is like a chick without nipples...
-doyle brunson, circa 1986
- "Percentage players die broke too, Burt." -Fast Eddie Felson "The Hustler"