10 Random Poker Quotes

• "First you're a champ, then you're a chimp, then you're a chump." [I was told this was a quote from Phil Hellmuth]
• Its better to have played and lost then to not have played at all Dick McWatters
• Fish don't eat Nutz!
• The best thing about that hand was I wasn't in it
• the perfect poker player deploys his masterful execution of logic and then litters it with chaotic sequences of lunacy.
• Welcome to kicker school
• "So, what did you have?" "A pair...of balls."
• Nobody knows where the hobo goes when it snows.
• I guess if luck wasn't involved, i'd win every tournament -Phil Helmuth
• "Not all trappers wear 'coon-skin hats."