10 Random Poker Quotes

• Upon entering a cardroom in which a player had never before played, he asked the floorman for a 10-20 hold-em seat. The floorman dutifully put him on the list and told him that the only available seat was at 3-6 Omaha HiLo. The player quipped, "No, I don't have enough money to play limits that high."
• "Poker is 100% skill, 50% luck" - Phil Hellmuth
• I couldn't bet it, so I gave my Aunt $2 to make a bet for me. She didn't want me to be disappointed by losing my first bet, so she bought a show ticket. The horse won. It's been 40 years, I still havn't spoken to her again. --Gary Carson
• Asked why he played in a game known to be crooked, a player replied, "But it's the only game in town."
• women can't play poker cause they don't have the nuts
• Normally, I wouldn't have called you, but you've been running bad!
• I played poker with a real 10 last night, however on a slow night she only charges 5!
• Fold and live to fold again
• I cried because I had no draw, until I met a man with no pair.
• Poker is for fat, American losers.