10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- If you don't want to get beat on the river, don't get in a hand with me.
-- Dan Nelson
- Playing poker for play money is like going to a strip club for the food. -UncleWaldo
- Kiddie games down the street! -- mike matusow
- Nobody would play the game if the best hand always won.
-Will Schwarz
- "Hooks (pair of Jacks) are for Fish. You've got to flop 'em, fold 'em, or fornicate 'em."
Johnnie Moss
- Don't look at when a player sucks out on you with a trash hand as a loss. Think of it as an investment that will be returned with interest.
- Most poker players agree, having sex is much akin to playing a game - both require a good hand.
- In order to live, you must be willing to die - Amir Vahedi
- No Limit Hold'em - Hours of boredom followed by moments of sheer terror.
- How do you get a professional poker player off your porch? Pay him for the pizza.