10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "What've you got, Layne?"
"You BEAT."
Final table banter between Layne Flack and Mike "The Mouth" Matusow.
$ 6,000 No Limit Hold'em Final Day
2004 Ultimatebet.com Poker Classic
Radisson Aruba Resort & Casino, Palm Beach
- I played poker with a real 10 last night, however on a slow night she only charges 5!
- Hold em' is like sex... everyone thinks they are great at it, but most people dont know what the hell they are doing.
- Don't look at when a player sucks out on you with a trash hand as a loss. Think of it as an investment that will be returned with interest.
- "you got to know when to holdem, know when to fold em, know when to walk away, know when to run..."
- Acey Deucy Never Leucy
--Phil Hellmuth
- If you can't quit the best hand, you can't play.
- "Listen, here's the thing. If you can't spot the sucker in the first half hour at the table, then you ARE the sucker." - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)
- If luck wasn't a factor, I'd win every one. -Phil Hellmuth
- "It's hard work. Gambling. Playing poker. Don't let anyone tell you different. Think about what it's like sitting at a poker table with people whose only goal is to cut your throat, take your money, and leave you out back talking to yourself about what went wrong inside. That probably sounds harsh. But that's the way it is at the poker table. If you don't believe me, then you're the lamb that's going off to the slaughter." Stu Unger, three-time WSOP Champion