10 Random Poker Quotes

• I play like a mullet: tight up front and loose in the back.
• Nobody knows where the hobo goes when it snows.
• In the game of life, women are the rake. - Worm
• If you can't quit the best hand, you can't play.
• Play like a cunt, get fucked like one!
• "Hooks (pair of Jacks) are for Fish. You've got to flop 'em, fold 'em, or fornicate 'em." Johnnie Moss
• If you play 69, always bet on the come.
• Any two cards can lose... and they usually do.
• "you got to know when to holdem, know when to fold em, know when to walk away, know when to run..."
• In order to live, you must be willing to die - Amir Vahedi