10 Random Poker Quotes

• Poker is for fat, American losers.
• in the poker game of life women are the rake
• Nixon financed his first political campaign with money he won playing poker against his fellow naval officers.
• I used to go out, go dancing, and talk to the chicks. Now, my life has been down-sized to the couch, the laptop, and the occasional cranberry and rum. --The 5 card stud---
• Most poker players agree, having sex is much akin to playing a game - both require a good hand.
• " Dear Lord, help me to break even. I need the money."
• "Never say 'Whoa' to a mud puddle" -- Anonymous $4-to-go NL A-5 Lowball Table, Cameo Club Palo Alto CA, 1977
• "I had 2 high." -Sammy Farha
• ''when i bet i either have nuts or balls.''FRAN PINCHOT
• "Not all trappers wear 'coon-skin hats."