10 Random Poker Quotes

• " Dear Lord, help me to break even. I need the money."
• Play like a cunt, get fucked like one!
• "I already messed this hand up pretty good, so I may as well call." Chris Ferguson
• "Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died." -- Steven Wright
• In order to live, you must be willing to die - Amir Vahedi
• There is less luck involved than a bad player thinks there is, and there more luck involved than a good player will admit there is
• If only I'd read, "Winning at Internet Poker For Dummies." 'Til now, I never thought I qualified.
• Sign hanging in old time saloon: Liquor in the front, poker in the rear. -The old sage.
• All I wanted in my divorce settlement was my computer - Pokerroom.com
• I'm just looking for a way to get outa here.... --------Doyle Brunson, goes all-in WSOP2003