10 Random Poker Quotes

• this hand sucked me in like an eagle in a jet engine
• You have to piss with the dick you have
• In order to live, you must be willing to die - Amir Vahedi
• "you got to know when to holdem, know when to fold em, know when to walk away, know when to run..."
• "The poker player learns that sometimes both science and common sense are wrong; that the bumblebee can fly; that, perhaps, one should never trust an expert; that there are more things in heaven and earth than are dreamt of by those with an academic bent." -- David Mamet
• Fook the floosh droo!
• All I wanted in my divorce settlement was my computer - Pokerroom.com
• I've raised with cards less attractive than what's in my toilet after I took a dump in it. - Gus Hansen
• Play like a cunt, get fucked like one!
• No bad beat can withstand the assault of laughter!