10 Random Poker Quotes

• Nobody would play the game if the best hand always won. -Will Schwarz
• Asked why he played in a game known to be crooked, a player replied, "But it's the only game in town."
• I should have stayed home and played with myself.
• Someone on here said that "poker is for fat American losers". That sounds a lot like the ramblings of a foriegn homosexual who's busy scratching a broke ass.
• You have to piss with the dick you have
• A great poker player knows when he is playing poorly.
• when i folded an A-7 suited under the gun which would've ended up giving me the small end of a mini jackpot, my dad said, "yeah, if i would've driven to Tucson, I would've found that diamond ring. But i don't drive to Tucson."
• The only thing you lose by folding is the opportunity to win.
• The next best thing to playing poker and winning, is playing poker and losing.
• Take me to the river. Wash me in the water.