10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "The last time I saw this many Bad Hands was the Shoplifter's Convention in Vegas!" by flintsword
- Nobody knows where the hobo goes when it snows.
- women can't play poker cause they don't have the nuts
- Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died. — Steven Wright
- How do you get a professional poker player off your porch? Pay him for the pizza.
- "you either live by the river or die by the river" why do i always seem to die
- Sometimes doing the right thing loses you money and the wrong thing gains you money. The trick is figuring the right time to do the wrong thing and the wrong time to do the right thing.
- Think of how stupid the median poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
- "never count your money when your sitting at the table, there will be time enough for counting, when the dealings done."
- "Take my advice and do as you please" - TJ Cloutier