10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "No river, no fish."
- If you can't spot the sucker at the table, guess what..
- Liquor up front, poker in the rear
- Play like a cunt, get fucked like one!
- People who play poker should also try playing with sock puppets, or, in a more casual event, training ferrets. I hope this pleases fellow pokerites like it pleases me, daily. WOW im wet.
- The only way to win is to play. Unfortunetly, it is also the only way to loose.
- "The kiddie game is down the street!" - Mike "the Mouth" Matusow
- Never educate a stupid poker player.
- "you got to know when to holdem, know when to fold em, know when to walk away, know when to run..."
- "In low limit hold em' deception plays a less significant role. Either someone is already looking at that hand or will call out of curiousity."
---Lee Jones