10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "I had 2 high." -Sammy Farha
- "You can shear a sheep many times; you can skin it only once." -- Amarillo Slim
- I'm too good for you, you might as well flip those 2 cards over.
- When you're drawing dead, you always get there.
- The worst hand to have is the second best hand.
- I couldn't bet it, so I gave my Aunt $2 to make a bet for me. She didn't want me to be disappointed by losing my first bet, so she bought a show ticket. The horse won. It's been 40 years, I still havn't spoken to her again. --Gary Carson
- " Dear Lord, help me to break even. I need the money."
- " The commonest mistake in history is underestimating your opponent; happens at the poker table all the time."
- If luck wasn't a factor, I'd win every one. -Phil Hellmuth
- "The last time I saw this many Bad Hands was the Shoplifter's Convention in Vegas!" by flintsword