10 Random Poker Quotes

• Don't look at when a player sucks out on you with a trash hand as a loss. Think of it as an investment that will be returned with interest.
• "Oh give me a break, Ace-eight! I guess some people like getting their money in as a 3-to-1 underdog." -Phil Hellmuth, at the 2004 WSOP
• Hold em' is like sex... everyone thinks they are great at it, but most people dont know what the hell they are doing.
• "I better straighten out my game, before I flush all my money down the toilet" - D. Drury
• the perfect poker player deploys his masterful execution of logic and then litters it with chaotic sequences of lunacy.
• How can I miss the flop so bad that I don't even have a straight draw? -Jdoe
• The next best thing to playing and winning is playing and losing. --Nick the Greek
• "You will show your poker greatness by the hands you fold, not the hands you play." -Dan Reed
• Life is a gamble at terrible odds if it was a bet you would never take it
• Frying bacon is much like playing poker; in each, a pig must be slaughtered and consumed by a superior being.