10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- The only thing you lose by folding is the opportunity to win.
- You can't let it get you down when somebody knocks you out of a tournament playing a hand they shouldn't have played. Without these types of players, nobody would win any amount of money, so sometimes you just have to take your medicine.
- T.J. Cloutier, Championship Omaha
- "The poker player learns that sometimes both science and common sense are wrong; that the bumblebee can fly; that, perhaps, one should never trust an expert; that there are more things in heaven and earth than are dreamt of by those with an academic bent."
-- David Mamet
- It's Free To Fold...
- "I swear to god if you beat me and i will get my gun out of the car and kill you...and your family."
-Uncle Remus
- God is kind to the underdog! C.A.A
- Whaddya think you're playing against- an empty chair?
- "Hold em is to stud what chess is to checkers." -- Johnny Moss
- Dan: I got the ace too, but I have nothing to kick you with.
Ian: Well, you could always take your shoe off.
- "Hooks (pair of Jacks) are for Fish. You've got to flop 'em, fold 'em, or fornicate 'em."
Johnnie Moss