10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- I should have stayed home and played with myself.
- Remember these three simple words and you'll never go broke........ "Stick em Up!"
- Got married to a hand, and discovered I got set up with a she-male.
- Poker is for fat, American losers.
- Poker - love the pain or play checkers.
- MoeSyzslak
- "In low limit hold em' deception plays a less significant role. Either someone is already looking at that hand or will call out of curiousity."
---Lee Jones
- The next best thing to playing poker and winning, is playing poker and losing.
- The best thing about that hand was I wasn't in it
- The only way to win is to play. Unfortunetly, it is also the only way to loose.
- "I already messed this hand up pretty good, so I may as well call." Chris Ferguson