10 Random Poker Quotes

• "Never go broke in an unraised pot" -T.J. Cloutier
• "Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and fuck the prom queen."
• Those eggs smell delicious!
• Nixon financed his first political campaign with money he won playing poker against his fellow naval officers.
• "Oh give me a break, Ace-eight! I guess some people like getting their money in as a 3-to-1 underdog." -Phil Hellmuth, at the 2004 WSOP
• Normally, I wouldn't have called you, but you've been running bad!
• "First you're a champ, then you're a chimp, then you're a chump." [I was told this was a quote from Phil Hellmuth]
• "The kiddie game is down the street!" - Mike "the Mouth" Matusow
• If you raise with 72 offsuit, you get to raise when the flops is 7-7-2, ... once in your life. If you fold 72 offsuit, you get the free time to study your opponents or the waitresses and avoid polishing the rail with your sweater ... tough decision!
• Wise man say, "man who seeks revenge, should did two graves" ActionDave