10 Random Poker Quotes

• With all the new poker players I cant play holdem with a pair of gloves
• Poker is like a horse, five letters, two vowels
• Don't look at when a player sucks out on you with a trash hand as a loss. Think of it as an investment that will be returned with interest.
• Right now I only play online poker. If I ever play live poker, raise preflop with a good hand, get called by someone with a 52 who hits a straight, I am walking over to that person to knock out his teeth. Congratulations you idiot.
• Why not, when some because there are three.
• I guess if luck wasn't involved, i'd win every tournament -Phil Helmuth
• i dont play any two suited cards. I play any two non suited cards, that way i am drawing at two different flushes
• Concentrate. Don't do anything stupid. Catch some cards. ----Mrs. Cloutier, as TJ heads out to another tournament
• Great poker players are separated from good poker players not by how they win their hands, but how they lose them.
• you cannot have everything....where would you put it. (steven wright)