10 Random Poker Quotes

• "never count your money when your sitting at the table, there will be time enough for counting, when the dealings done."
• Liquor up front, poker in the rear
• The only thing you lose by folding is the opportunity to win.
• Famous last words before he became a eunuch 'Id bet my bollocks on this hand'
• Remember these three simple words and you'll never go broke........ "Stick em Up!"
• "In low limit hold em' deception plays a less significant role. Either someone is already looking at that hand or will call out of curiousity." ---Lee Jones
• "All-in, bitches!!!"
• "You can shear a sheep many times; you can skin it only once." -- Amarillo Slim
• Poker players and police officers have alot in common. Hours and hours of boredom with a few moments of sheer terror.
• "Poker is 100% skill, 50% luck" - Phil Hellmuth