10 Random Poker Quotes

• Asked why he played in a game known to be crooked, a player replied, "But it's the only game in town."
• im going to 2 out you to death
• If you cant spot the fish in the first ten minutes, you are the fish.
• Nixon financed his first political campaign with money he won playing poker against his fellow naval officers.
• Nobody knows where the hobo goes when it snows.
• if u play for the thrill u are ill
• Poker is like a horse, five letters, two vowels
• Take me to the river. Wash me in the water.
• You have to piss with the dick you have
• "I could make a crazy call on you..." Sammy Farhah to Chris Moneymaker at the final table when Moneymaker went all in.