10 Random Poker Quotes

• "I had 2 high." -Sammy Farha
• "Does this look like a man beat by jacks!"-Rounders
• You have to piss with the dick you have
• I have two small pair.....8's and 8's.
• Always play hands where both hole cards are different suits. It doubles the possibility of hitting a flush. Anon.
• Overhead at a ring game during a tournament when people where discussing there bad beat knock outs etc "Ya I got knocked out of both tournies the same way....I got caught Bluffing"
• I suck, therefore I suck out. North Shore Mike
• Wise man say, "man who seeks revenge, should did two graves" ActionDave
• "If you want to know what lies on the road ahead, ask the man whos on the way back" anon
• It's Free To Fold...