10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- I'm just looking for a way to get outa here....
--------Doyle Brunson, goes all-in WSOP2003
- If there was no luck involved I'd win every time. - Phil Hellmuth
- "Not all trappers wear 'coon-skin hats."
- Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died. — Steven Wright
- "First you're a champ, then you're a chimp, then you're a chump." [I was told this was a quote from Phil Hellmuth]
- Someone on here said that "poker is for fat American losers". That sounds a lot like the ramblings of a foriegn homosexual who's busy scratching a broke ass.
- "You get your chips your way, I'll get my chips mine." (Phil Ivey, to Howard Lederer)
- Don't look at when a player sucks out on you with a trash hand as a loss. Think of it as an investment that will be returned with interest.
- "All-in, bitches!!!"
- The greatest feeling is when you've broken your opponent's spirit & crushed his confidence. The fact that you've taken both his bankroll & the shirt off his back is just a bonus.
Tom V. (Livonia, Michigan)