10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "I thought it was jack's"
- Phil Helmuth Jr. WSOP vs. Jason Lester
- Take me to the river. Wash me in the water.
- Poker is like a horse, five letters, two vowels
- Poker is like masturbating. It's fun, highly addictive, and eventually gives you the feeling of getting fucked.
- Right now I only play online poker. If I ever play live poker, raise preflop with a good hand, get called by someone with a 52 who hits a straight, I am walking over to that person to knock out his teeth. Congratulations you idiot.
- "Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died." -- Steven Wright
- "I guess there's nothing left but all in."
-Greg Raymer
- When you win... Rub it in!!!
When you lose.. Drink the booze!!!!!
Los Altos Dirt Bikers
- How can I miss the flop so bad that I don't even have a straight draw? -Jdoe
- The worst hand to have is the second best hand.