10 Random Poker Quotes

• Its better to have played and lost then to not have played at all Dick McWatters
• Welcome to kicker school
• I have two small pair.....8's and 8's.
• I'm just looking for a way to get outa here.... --------Doyle Brunson, goes all-in WSOP2003
• Poker - love the pain or play checkers. - MoeSyzslak
• Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died. — Steven Wright
• "There are few things that are so unpardonably neglected in our country as poker. The upper class knows very little about it. Now and then you find ambassadors who have sort of a general knowledge of the game, but the ignorance of the people is fearful. Why, I have known clergymen, good men, kind-hearted, liberal, sincere, and all that, who did not know the meaning of a "flush". It is enough to make one ashamed of the species." --Mark Twain
• Never educate a stupid poker player.
• Fold and live to fold again
• Why not, when some because there are three.