10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Fold and live to fold again
- There's only one concept to understand in poker: at the end walk out with more money than you walked in with.
- Poker - love the pain or play checkers.
- MoeSyzslak
- Nobody knows where the hobo goes when it snows.
- God does not play dice with the universe; He plays an ineffible game of his own devising, which might be compared, from the perspective of any of the other players, to being involved in an obscure and complex version of poker in a pitch dark room, with blank cards, for infinite stakes, with a dealer who won't tell you the rules, and who smiles all the time. --Gaiman and Pratchett's "Good Omens"
- it is true that you may fool all of the people some of the time: you can even fool some of the people all the time: but you can't fool al of the peole all the time.
-Abraham Lincoln
- Two cowboys at table. One suddenly plunges a dagger through the hand of the other player, pinning the hand to the table. Then he says to his wounded opponent, "Sir, if that is not an ace of spades hidden beneath your hand, then I owe you an apology."
- this hand sucked me in like an eagle in a jet engine
- never rub another mans rhubarb, unless he has the nuts - Jack Nicholson
- "What's the sound of shuffling a single card?" - tidytom