10 Random Poker Quotes

• Acey Deucy Never Leucy --Phil Hellmuth
• Trying to find the odds (not percentage) for this hand. One person has JJ the other 1010. On the flop is J 10 10, what are the odds of this happening?
• "No river, no fish."
• Whaddya think you're playing against- an empty chair?
• "I'd rather be lucky than good" - Lefty Gomez
• How can I miss the flop so bad that I don't even have a straight draw? -Jdoe
• The next best thing to playing poker and winning, is playing poker and losing.
• When you're drawing dead, you always get there.
• Sucking out won't help you. The only cure for stupidity is losing. -- The BRICK --
• The best feeling in the world if flopping the nut straight against two players acting before you who both flopped sets. I'll take my chances against 5 outs.