10 Random Poker Quotes

• "The last time I saw this many Bad Hands was the Shoplifter's Convention in Vegas!" by flintsword
• "If you want to know what lies on the road ahead, ask the man whos on the way back" anon
• "you got to know when to holdem, know when to fold em, know when to walk away, know when to run..."
• this hand sucked me in like an eagle in a jet engine
• Luck is when preparation meets opportunity. - unknown
• I've raised with cards less attractive than what's in my toilet after I took a dump in it. - Gus Hansen
• Liquor up front, poker in the rear
• "The lucky player is usually the player that knows how much to leave to chance." flintsword
• how do you know when simon trumper has just got lucky? a bit of his hair falls out.
• "What've you got, Layne?" "You BEAT." Final table banter between Layne Flack and Mike "The Mouth" Matusow. $ 6,000 No Limit Hold'em Final Day 2004 Ultimatebet.com Poker Classic Radisson Aruba Resort & Casino, Palm Beach