10 Random Poker Quotes

• Ive always like the quote, "Who needs balls when you got the nuts!!!"
• Those eggs smell delicious!
• I'm too good for you, you might as well flip those 2 cards over.
• It's Free To Fold...
• Son, when a man bets you that the jack of spades will rise out of the dwck and squirt water in your ear: son, don't take that bet, for, as sure as eggs is eggs, you'll end up with a wet ear.
• You should pay as much as possible for a free card.
• "I already messed this hand up pretty good, so I may as well call." Chris Ferguson
• Luck is when preparation meets opportunity. - unknown
• Poker is like a horse, five letters, two vowels
• Poker is like petting a cat, you need some hands.