10 Random Poker Quotes

• Dan: I got the ace too, but I have nothing to kick you with. Ian: Well, you could always take your shoe off.
• Ive always like the quote, "Who needs balls when you got the nuts!!!"
• Those eggs smell delicious!
• Think of how stupid the median poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
• "You gotta know when to hold 'em, know when to fold 'em." -Kenny Rogers
• No bad beat can withstand the assault of laughter!
• "The last time I saw this many Bad Hands was the Shoplifter's Convention in Vegas!" by flintsword
• I should have stayed home and played with myself.
• Take me to the river. Wash me in the water.
• I'd rather be good than lucky, I'd rather be lucky than lose...