10 Random Poker Quotes

• "Does this look like a man beat by jacks!"-Rounders
• The only thing you lose by folding is the opportunity to win.
• Please screen your these quotes, most of the crap people submit here don't classify as poker quotes at all, they just express how badly those persons misunderstand the game of poker or how proud they are that they understand elemntry concepts such as "counting outs" or "pot odds", no one cares jerks
• Where's the buffet? -Doyle Brunson
• Hold em' is like sex... everyone thinks they are great at it, but most people dont know what the hell they are doing.
• "There are few things that are so unpardonably neglected in our country as poker. The upper class knows very little about it. Now and then you find ambassadors who have sort of a general knowledge of the game, but the ignorance of the people is fearful. Why, I have known clergymen, good men, kind-hearted, liberal, sincere, and all that, who did not know the meaning of a "flush". It is enough to make one ashamed of the species." --Mark Twain
• Life is a gamble at terrible odds if it was a bet you would never take it
• "Never go broke in an unraised pot" -T.J. Cloutier
• "If you want to know what lies on the road ahead, ask the man whos on the way back" anon
• Got married to a hand, and discovered I got set up with a she-male.