10 Random Poker Quotes

• The next best thing to playing poker and winning, is playing poker and losing.
• "I raise, therefore I am." - Howard Lederer
• I suck, therefore I suck out. North Shore Mike
• Fish don't eat Nutz!
• The next best thing to playing and winning is playing and losing. --Nick the Greek
• If you don't want to get beat on the river, don't get in a hand with me. -- Dan Nelson
• I played poker with a real 10 last night, however on a slow night she only charges 5!
• "If you want to know what lies on the road ahead, ask the man whos on the way back" anon
• Poker is like a horse, five letters, two vowels
• "never count your money when your sitting at the table, there will be time enough for counting, when the dealings done."