10 Random Poker Quotes
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- To win a bit of money, make your opponent think your hand is stronger than it is. To win a lot of money, make him think your hand is weaker than it is. - Josh Avery
- The next best thing to playing and winning is playing and losing.
--Nick the Greek
- People who play poker should also try playing with sock puppets, or, in a more casual event, training ferrets. I hope this pleases fellow pokerites like it pleases me, daily. WOW im wet.
- Where's the buffet?
-Doyle Brunson
- Deal 'em, and read 'em.
Ralph Malph
- Think of how stupid the average poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
- I don't want to be called a good loser. A good loser is still a loser.
-Stu Unger
- "I'm broke one day and have a fortune the next day, and I don't give a damn"
--Jack "Treetop" Straus--
- Concentrate.
Don't do anything stupid.
Catch some cards.
----Mrs. Cloutier, as TJ heads out to another tournament