10 Random Poker Quotes

• "You get your chips your way, I'll get my chips mine." (Phil Ivey, to Howard Lederer)
• "I dont mind getting beaten by a good player, and I dont even mind getting beaten by a bad player, but I cant stand getting beaten by a bad player who thinks he is good." H.L.B. Tunica, MS
• Nixon financed his first political campaign with money he won playing poker against his fellow naval officers.
• "Poker is 100% skill, 50% luck" - Phil Hellmuth
• Sex is like poker. It feels better to go all in. --Jarod Kintz
• "Poker is just like the fucking universe man, the different combinations and outs are infinite so it's pointless racking your mind about bad beats and shit" Stephen Morris
• "I guess the sayings' true. In the poker game of life, women are the rake man. They are the f---kin' rake." - Worm (Rounders, 1998)
• Never educate a stupid poker player.
• No Limit Hold'em - Hours of boredom followed by moments of sheer terror.
• "you got to know when to holdem, know when to fold em, know when to walk away, know when to run..."