10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Poker is like masturbating. It's fun, highly addictive, and eventually gives you the feeling of getting fucked.
- Right now I only play online poker. If I ever play live poker, raise preflop with a good hand, get called by someone with a 52 who hits a straight, I am walking over to that person to knock out his teeth. Congratulations you idiot.
- "Hooks (pair of Jacks) are for Fish. You've got to flop 'em, fold 'em, or fornicate 'em."
Johnnie Moss
- "I'd rather be lucky than good"
- Lefty Gomez
- If you cant spot the fish in the first ten minutes, you are the fish.
- People who play poker often wear raw hide.
- Poker is for fat, American losers.
- Nixon financed his first political campaign with money he won playing poker against his fellow naval officers.
- The next best thing to playing and winning is playing and losing.
--Nick the Greek
- Sex is good, but poker lasts longer.