10 Random Poker Quotes

• Fook the floosh droo!
• "I guess the sayings' true. In the poker game of life, women are the rake man. They are the f---kin' rake." - Worm (Rounders, 1998)
• Play like a cunt, get fucked like one!
• "Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and fuck the prom queen."
• I'd rather be good than lucky, I'd rather be lucky than lose...
• "What've you got, Layne?" "You BEAT." Final table banter between Layne Flack and Mike "The Mouth" Matusow. $ 6,000 No Limit Hold'em Final Day 2004 Ultimatebet.com Poker Classic Radisson Aruba Resort & Casino, Palm Beach
• Nobody knows where the hobo goes when it snows.
• Sex is good, but poker lasts longer.
• Poker is like a horse, five letters, two vowels
• "The kiddie game is down the street!" - Mike "the Mouth" Matusow