10 Random Poker Quotes

• There's only one concept to understand in poker: at the end walk out with more money than you walked in with.
• I don't want to be called a good loser. A good loser is still a loser. -Stu Unger
• The next best thing to playing and winning is playing and losing. --Nick the Greek
• How do you get a professional poker player off your porch? Pay him for the pizza.
• Famous last words before he became a eunuch 'Id bet my bollocks on this hand'
• In the game of life, women are the rake. - Worm
• "Listen, here's the thing. If you can't spot the sucker in the first half hour at the table, then you ARE the sucker." - Mike McDermott, "Rounders"
• If you can't quit the best hand, you can't play.
• "I'd rather be lucky than good" - Lefty Gomez
• Poker is like masturbating. It's fun, highly addictive, and eventually gives you the feeling of getting fucked.