10 Random Poker Quotes

• "It's always good to get a nice dick-suckin before a tournament...it calms the senses." Alex Powers
• "You will show your poker greatness by the hands you fold, not the hands you play." -Dan Reed
• when you win its got to make a difference when you lose its got to hurt.
• I've raised with cards less attractive than what's in my toilet after I took a dump in it. - Gus Hansen
• I should have stayed home and played with myself.
• "I want him to think that I am pondering a call, but all I'm really thinkin about it Vegas and the fuckin' Mirage." - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)
• If you cant spot the fish in the first ten minutes, you are the fish.
• Some days you're the pigeon, some days you're the statue.
• The all-in play works everytime but once.
• Sex is good, but poker lasts longer.