10 Random Poker Quotes

• "First you're a champ, then you're a chimp, then you're a chump." [I was told this was a quote from Phil Hellmuth]
• never rub another mans rhubarb, unless he has the nuts - Jack Nicholson
• If you could lose all of your money again... what would you have done differently?
• You know that you've seen a lot of poker when three people are all in before the flop, two of them turn over aces and the other turns over kings, and the king hits on the river, and you say, "I've seen that before, and ...."
• If you can't quit the best hand, you can't play.
• "In low limit hold em' deception plays a less significant role. Either someone is already looking at that hand or will call out of curiousity." ---Lee Jones
• "I already messed this hand up pretty good, so I may as well call." Chris Ferguson
• If it wasn't for luck, I'd win every hand.
• Playing poker for play money is like going to a strip club for the food. -UncleWaldo
• All I wanted in my divorce settlement was my computer - Pokerroom.com