10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- what is a river if there is no river to draw to water
- Poker - love the pain or play checkers.
- MoeSyzslak
- "if you riffle shuffle a standard deck
exactly 9 times the cards will return
to its original position as it were
prior to the 9 riffle shuffles."
- If you play 69, always bet on the come.
- If only I'd read, "Winning at Internet Poker For Dummies." 'Til now, I never thought I qualified.
- "I'm broke one day and have a fortune the next day, and I don't give a damn"
--Jack "Treetop" Straus--
- "Not all trappers wear 'coon-skin hats."
- "If the flop don't fit, you must aquit" -Matt Thornton, Dayton, Ohio
- Sign hanging in old time saloon: Liquor in the front, poker in the rear.
-The old sage.
- I couldn't bet it, so I gave my Aunt $2 to make a bet for me. She didn't want me to be disappointed by losing my first bet, so she bought a show ticket. The horse won. It's been 40 years, I still havn't spoken to her again. --Gary Carson