10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- You should pay as much as possible for a free card.
- "Take my advice and do as you please" - TJ Cloutier
- If you don't want to get beat on the river, don't get in a hand with me.
-- Dan Nelson
- i dont play any two suited cards. I play any two non suited cards, that way i am drawing at two different flushes
- The worst hand to have is the second best hand.
- Sex is good, but poker lasts longer.
- If only I'd read, "Winning at Internet Poker For Dummies." 'Til now, I never thought I qualified.
- Right now I only play online poker. If I ever play live poker, raise preflop with a good hand, get called by someone with a 52 who hits a straight, I am walking over to that person to knock out his teeth. Congratulations you idiot.
- When I was young, I heard that all you need is a chip and chair. Now that I am old, I realize that they weren't talking about tortilla chips.
- This above all else: To thine own self be true.
- William Shakespeare