10 Random Poker Quotes

• "See, in my world - the world of high-stakes gin and poker - we play for cold, hard cash. It's all business, pure and simple. Anyone who thinks cardplaying is a 'game' - I'll show you a loser. Money... M-O-N-E-Y. That's how you measure success. One dollar at a time. One chip at a time. That's how you keep score." Stu Unger
• how do you know when simon trumper has just got lucky? a bit of his hair falls out.
• "Oh give me a break, Ace-eight! I guess some people like getting their money in as a 3-to-1 underdog." -Phil Hellmuth, at the 2004 WSOP
• I have found that when my reasoning for making a call amounts to, "Aww, fuck it." it is usually the wrong move.
• Ive always like the quote, "Who needs balls when you got the nuts!!!"
• Sign hanging in old time saloon: Liquor in the front, poker in the rear. -The old sage.
• If luck wasn't a factor, I'd win every one. -Phil Hellmuth
• Poker is like petting a cat, you need some hands.
• How can I miss the flop so bad that I don't even have a straight draw? -Jdoe
• "Give me running 10's boy!!" Mike Laing - after CALLING 78K with 10-8 on a board of K22