10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- The next best thing to playing poker and winning, is playing poker and losing.
- "The poker player learns that sometimes both science and common sense are wrong; that the bumblebee can fly; that, perhaps, one should never trust an expert; that there are more things in heaven and earth than are dreamt of by those with an academic bent."
-- David Mamet
- "I could make a crazy call on you..."
Sammy Farhah to Chris Moneymaker at the final table when Moneymaker went all in.
- Welcome to kicker school
- "You will show your poker greatness by the hands you fold, not the hands you play." -Dan Reed
- In order to live, you must be willing to die - Amir Vahedi
- (after a particularly bad beat)
"that was a terrible call"
"it's called gambling"
"no it's called really sucking at life especially poker and trying to throw your money away because your life is useless and you have been pondering suicide for the last week but getting lucky enough to keep it"
- "Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and fuck the prom queen."
- The next best thing to playing and winning is playing and losing.
--Nick the Greek
- Fook the floosh droo!