10 Random Poker Quotes

• Play like a cunt, get fucked like one!
• After taking a beat: "How bad do they play?...This is the World Series of Poker!" -Phil Hellmuth Jr.
• Most of these quotes are abysmal and submitted by the sort of idiots who fill the partypoker chatbox with words like 'phuktard'
• Fish don't eat Nutz!
• women can't play poker cause they don't have the nuts
• "I'm broke one day and have a fortune the next day, and I don't give a damn" --Jack "Treetop" Straus--
• There is less luck involved than a bad player thinks there is, and there more luck involved than a good player will admit there is
• Nixon financed his first political campaign with money he won playing poker against his fellow naval officers.
• I have two small pair.....8's and 8's.
• "I thought it was jack's" - Phil Helmuth Jr. WSOP vs. Jason Lester