10 Random Poker Quotes

• The one who bets the most wins; cards just break ties.
• Some people ask "what could they possibly call me with" before making a bet. I don't ask that question. I just make the bet and let them supply the answer. - Action Bob
• Sign hanging in old time saloon: Liquor in the front, poker in the rear. -The old sage.
• when i folded an A-7 suited under the gun which would've ended up giving me the small end of a mini jackpot, my dad said, "yeah, if i would've driven to Tucson, I would've found that diamond ring. But i don't drive to Tucson."
• "Not all trappers wear 'coon-skin hats."
• "The poker player learns that sometimes both science and common sense are wrong; that the bumblebee can fly; that, perhaps, one should never trust an expert; that there are more things in heaven and earth than are dreamt of by those with an academic bent." -- David Mamet
• See AA before the flop is like a smile from the girl of your dreams, see AA lose to a pour hand on the river feels like the same chick just gave you a bad case of blue balls
• "I better straighten out my game, before I flush all my money down the toilet" - D. Drury
• this hand sucked me in like an eagle in a jet engine
• A pair of Aces with a low kicker is like a chick without nipples... -doyle brunson, circa 1986