10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- The all-in play works everytime but once.
- Poker is like life, most people don't learn from their mistakes they only recognize them. C.Arel
- (after a particularly bad beat)
"that was a terrible call"
"it's called gambling"
"no it's called really sucking at life especially poker and trying to throw your money away because your life is useless and you have been pondering suicide for the last week but getting lucky enough to keep it"
- Think of how stupid the average poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
- The next best thing to playing poker and winning, is playing poker and losing.
- If there was no luck involved I'd win every time. - Phil Hellmuth
- There's only one concept to understand in poker: at the end walk out with more money than you walked in with.
- Overhead at a ring game during a tournament when people where discussing there bad beat knock outs etc "Ya I got knocked out of both tournies the same way....I got caught Bluffing"
- Never educate a stupid poker player.
- I guess if luck wasn't involved, i'd win every tournament
-Phil Helmuth