10 Random Poker Quotes

• All I wanted in my divorce settlement was my computer - Pokerroom.com
• I'm just looking for a way to get outa here.... --------Doyle Brunson, goes all-in WSOP2003
• It's Free To Fold...
• I can't raise it up. - Cow Jacobs
• I played poker with a real 10 last night, however on a slow night she only charges 5!
• The worst hand to have is the second best hand.
• If you raise with 72 offsuit, you get to raise when the flops is 7-7-2, ... once in your life. If you fold 72 offsuit, you get the free time to study your opponents or the waitresses and avoid polishing the rail with your sweater ... tough decision!
• "I got a full house! Whatchu got, sucker?" "Gee, does that beat me? All I got is two pair: a pair-a ones...and, uh, ANUDDA pair-a ones." -Nasta Canasta & Bugs Bunny, "Barbary Coast Bunny"
• I used to go out, go dancing, and talk to the chicks. Now, my life has been down-sized to the couch, the laptop, and the occasional cranberry and rum. --The 5 card stud---
• The best feeling in the world if flopping the nut straight against two players acting before you who both flopped sets. I'll take my chances against 5 outs.