10 Random Poker Quotes

• Sign hanging in old time saloon: Liquor in the front, poker in the rear. -The old sage.
• im going to 2 out you to death
• Fook the floosh droo!
• Normally, I wouldn't have called you, but you've been running bad!
• Liquor in the front, Poker in the rear.
• "Does this look like a man beat by jacks!"-Rounders
• The worst hand to have is the second best hand.
• It's Free To Fold...
• Darwin takes a toll on the worst poker players because they lose money, Darwin takes a toll on average poker players because they don't make money and they will never be a great poker players, Darwin takes the greatest toll though, on the greatest poker players, because they could be doing something greater.
• How do you get a professional poker player off your porch? Pay him for the pizza.