10 Random Poker Quotes

• I'd rather be good than lucky, I'd rather be lucky than lose...
• You should pay as much as possible for a free card.
• Fish don't eat Nutz!
• "In the Poker Game of Life women are the rake, they are the ______ rake." -Worm
• "Does this look like a man beat by jacks!"-Rounders
• People who play poker should also try playing with sock puppets, or, in a more casual event, training ferrets. I hope this pleases fellow pokerites like it pleases me, daily. WOW im wet.
• "never count your money when your sitting at the table, there will be time enough for counting, when the dealings done."
• Poker is like petting a cat, you need some hands.
• Got married to a hand, and discovered I got set up with a she-male.
• People who play poker often wear raw hide.