10 Random Poker Quotes

• Ive always like the quote, "Who needs balls when you got the nuts!!!"
• Overhead at a ring game during a tournament when people where discussing there bad beat knock outs etc "Ya I got knocked out of both tournies the same way....I got caught Bluffing"
• I cried because I had no draw, until I met a man with no pair.
• To win a bit of money, make your opponent think your hand is stronger than it is. To win a lot of money, make him think your hand is weaker than it is. - Josh Avery
• Sex is good, but poker lasts longer.
• "never count your money when your sitting at the table, there will be time enough for counting, when the dealings done."
• You have to piss with the dick you have
• Wise man say, "man who seeks revenge, should did two graves" ActionDave
• "Listen, here's the thing. If you can't spot the sucker in the first half hour at the table, then you ARE the sucker." - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)
• I'd rather be good than lucky, I'd rather be lucky than lose...