10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- If only I'd read, "Winning at Internet Poker For Dummies." 'Til now, I never thought I qualified.
- The next best thing to playing poker and winning, is playing poker and losing.
- the perfect poker player deploys his masterful execution of logic and then litters it with chaotic sequences of lunacy.
- God is kind to the underdog! C.A.A
- How can I miss the flop so bad that I don't even have a straight draw? -Jdoe
- "Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and fuck the prom queen."
- See AA before the flop is like a smile from the girl of your dreams, see AA lose to a pour hand on the river feels like the same chick just gave you a bad case of blue balls
- "I'd rather be lucky than good"
- Lefty Gomez
- Please screen your these quotes, most of the crap people submit here don't classify as poker quotes at all, they just express how badly those persons misunderstand the game of poker or how proud they are that they understand elemntry concepts such as "counting outs" or "pot odds", no one cares jerks
- The only thing you lose by folding is the opportunity to win.